In a land where squatting is prohibited, WE walk so very tall, not daring to buckle. Yet as the years strolled by, WE began walking on all fours so we could sneak in a squat. At first every now & then. Now very often. I guess we’re addicted. Why is this a law again? Because squatting’s forbidden. You squat here. You squat there.

But you must beware.

The Squat Police is everywhere.